She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
It's official drugs can't kill me
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All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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