sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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