please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
what day is it and did you see me today?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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