I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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