Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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