what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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