I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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