Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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