Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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