the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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