I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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