we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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