Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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