Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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