I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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