i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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