Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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