This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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