i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
