Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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