This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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