I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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