I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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