he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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