If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Fuck appropriateness.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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