So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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