I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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