We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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