Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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