it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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