She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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