I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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