only if we run a train.
done.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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