What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
barbara walters just said penis...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
vagina is talking i cant
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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