I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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