currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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