...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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