We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Who wears a wallet chain?!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
So here I am, sexting at work.
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