Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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