We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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