I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I see more hoeing in ur future
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