What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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