C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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