It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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