I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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