If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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