I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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