Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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