I just saw a hot homeless man
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
