She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Boobs speak an international language.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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