dude i'm inner monologue high
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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