i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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