I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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